News That Makes You Happy
 

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/01/...ex.html?hpt=T2

Good. Asshole. Rot for a while. kthxbai.

Awwww, poor Benny. He'll have to sit around playing with his backwards hat.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/21...-games/?hpt=T1

I was hoping they'd get a trade done before that came down...

Officer shoots and kills a man who was beating a woman with a hammer:

http://www.whiotv.com/news/23260066/detail.html

Only thing better would have been if he had first shot him in the dick, let him bleed out for a while, then shot him in the face.

I hope that officer gets the highest of commendations.

Officer on leave for stopping a murder?

It's probably a routine formality, especially if there were differing skin colors. Just my guess.

My wife's Mini's speedo goes to 160mph. I took it to 115 and it was not pegged. That was fast enough. It made me happy to know it has more in there.:)

IS a mini speedo like a wicked weasel?

Yes! She has those too!

From the link:

Well done, officer. When you have a moment, could you administer a beat-down to the sub-editor who allowed that last sentence to get through?

pics or it didn't happen;)

You're surprised? Any time under any circumstances an officer shoots someone, he is administratively taken off duty while the whole thing is investigated for its rights and wrongs. It also cools things off for everybody, not least the officer. Who does get paid, and likely gets mandatory counseling too. Not quite a vacation. Damn few who've ever shot anybody claimed it was.

World Pooh Sticks Championships

...and we really did invite people from other countries!