O'Ramblin
 

Is it blonde?

or blond?

I have a chalazion.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?

How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?

What. Definitely what.

Hammer of the Gods

Blondes: female. Blonds: male.

Gendered noun forms are what English gets for "follow[ing] other languages down dark alleys, beating them unconscious, and rifl[ing] through their pockets for loose vocabulary."

Having gone to Wikipedia to look, now I know a chalazion is not either an ancient sort of Greek chariot nor a similarly antique article of Greek clothing. It's a bump!

answer my damn questions.

DAmmit.

*led zep q was answered. Skip that one.

Don't drop it, it might scare the horses.

Have you tried switching to apologetic coffee?

if you have a medical history and you're not doing stuff..... bingo!

Neither it's Blondie.

Not a question. Warm compresses (wash cloth) on closed eye 4x/day. It may get worse before it gets better.

No, but feel free to drop your pants.

Get them.

The Illuminati have assassinated anyone who starts nosing around Zep.

Trick question - 85% of the time you can't.

fixed...

This is bullshit, you can do any god damned thing you want... you are genuflect BRIANNA! :notworthy

Is it blonde? or blond?- Yes

I have a chalazion. - Take off your chalazi.

Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.- Don't drop it unless it's unbreakable.

Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?- Irrelevant. All coffee drinkers should be unapologetic.

Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?-
Because Led Zeppelin is a group, not a person. It's also a very unsuccessful flying machine.
How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff? Or what?- Ask your sofa, but only on Thursday.

finally - some real answers!

Rinse with hydrogen peroxide for a minute then brush your teeth. Its cheaper.

Does that weaken your enamel?

Not that I know of, but if it does, so do those teeth whitening strips. Actually though, a quick rinse with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide might not be has hard on teeth as a using the strips repeatedly. I noticed my teeth getting more sensitive when I used the strips and I dont when I just rinse. I like that the rinsing is a good way to kill the bacteria that causes decay and gingivitis.

Does it whiten your tongue and gums, too?