The sexy distraction thread
 

For Brits only.

HI!
My name is Cherry and I have come to distract you by being sexy.
I'm so sexy I am officially rationed in many countries worldwide.
My sexy has been known to bring down buildings.
My crumpet is admired worldwide.
And when I shake my muffins you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place, I can tell you.

I also make a nice cup of tea.

Sundae; you sexy beast.

I borrowed my sexiness from the sexy library. Now I owe a fine for being too sexy for too long.

This thread is NSFA (Not Safe for America.)

Watch that, Dana.
The only debt you can be imprisoned for is Council Tax, but if you don't pay your dues at the sexy library they can enforce a phwoar ban. No more builders' wolf whistles for you lady!

Thank you for bringing sexy back. :D


I'm here to bring sexy ON my back. ;)

I just dropped my sexy down my cleavage. A deep plunge is required.

From across the Channel, faintly comes I'm... too sexy for these Smurfs, too sexy for these Smurfs, I'm too sexy...

Don't say that. My Dad's a bit mutton. Ewwwwwww.

and there went the sexy........