It's not just the pedophiles anymore
 

Seems that everyone wants a piece of the totally wrong action,
tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Rabbi, Priest, Minister, Scoutmaster, creepy uncle,

But here's your chance to opt out!

If you post in this thread then we will erase your name form our database of worthless pervs.

I'm in for the crazy uncle. . . oh wait is that creepy - nevermind.