Hi everyone! Stupid newbie here!
 

Hey everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Maria and I'm a stupid newbie (at least that's what they refer to new people at SA, but whatever).

Message me if ya like....or don't. Either way, good to be here. :3eye:

Hallo Maria :) Welcome to the Cellar ... mind the gap.

You shop at the Gap Dana?


Oh and hello - by the way, what is SA?

Pics or you didn't happen.

Loooong time since I bought any Gap gear. These days it's usually Next, Matalan, TK-Maxx, New Look, or small designer outlets (like Sweet Fanny Adams in town)

Hi Maria you will now be required to take a test. Lumberjim will administer the test, there are no rite answers. You have to post a picture of your self. and Enjoy the madness!

Oooer!

Uh...well...here's a slightly disguised version of me next to a cat's face on a wookie's body. That work?
http://i43.tinypic.com/15nw0w8.jpg

such pressure....

1. When you dance, do you really dance?


2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room


3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?


4. How do you spell spigot?


5. what color is the number 2?


6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?


7.

silver, wet, rusty

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?


9. What's that on your desk?


10. high five!

I just LOVE stupid newbies!!


Just kidding, welcome to da Cellar.:D

I've just met a girl named Maria! :)

Welcome!

The pic is PURRRFECT.

Welcome, Maria. Hope you have a thick skin. You'll need one to survive here.

*pokes datalyss in the eye*

Ha!

Welcome!