Speaking the Common
 

Today, at the video rental store, as I was dropping off 'Pineapple Express', (it's ok, if your easy to please) I actually heard a man (wearing what appeared to be a custom-tailored suit, and wearing it well I might add) say these exact words:

"Where do da pornos be at?"

:right:

One loud "Hah!" escaped my lips. Couldn't help it.

Also, a man renting porn at ten in the morning, that's a man with a plan right there.:jagoff:

I agree. The proper term would be "porn."

;)

pr0n.
And it's right there on his computer... what is this 'video rental store' thing?

I was thinking the same thing! One doesn't need to go sneaking into the room behind the curtain anymore, then walking out real quick-like in case a relative is in there renting the REAL Free Willy. :lol:

Then again, that guy didn't seem to care who knows he wanted to know where they keep the pr0ns.

It's free, right on your computer!

Maybe he only knows how to use a DVD player :help:

Maybe he enjoys making people notice when he's getting some porn. Kinda like an exhibitionist.

Maybe he's self-promoting, because he be in da pornos.

Did you axe him if he was in da pronos?

I didn't axe him nuffin. Maybe it was a big day for him. He did get all dressed up. Maybe the doc finally scripped him some lil blue pills.

maybe he sells them?

Maybe it's his wedding night. Explains the suit.

Maybe he was just messing with people

There is an NLP exercise where you have to go into a shop and ask for something that they obviously don't sell with complete conviction. For example go into a hairdressers and try to order a pizza. I had a disagreement with an NLP Practioner about the validity of the exercise.

So maybe he was trying a new spin on this, and just altering his accent so he could go back another day and not be recognised.

That could be, although I might just go and try to order a pizza from the nail place just for kicks now.