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*Pulls up a Barstool, and tries to blend in...
Came across the forum looking up pics of Luna Moths (nice pic, BTW) and was immediately grabbed by the sick and twisted humor that's in that thread. I sat there smiling as I read, thinking to myself, "wow, I need to join a community like this- maybe this is what I've been missing all along?"
Anyway, enough of the cheesy sentimental BS... I'm sure ya want the goods: My name is Jess, I'm a pretty open book. Ask and ye shall receive. My Screen name comes from a friend of mine... when I first got online about 10 years ago, she told me, "wow, you could be dangerous if you weren't so simple minded..." It stuck. I didn't wanna be DiamondDolphin324234, so here ya have it. Feel free to call me Jess, Danger, Simple, whatever... I answer to all of them- and have heard it all when it comes to my name online. I never know what to write in these intro things. I'm a South Paw, I live in Tornado Alley, or the Bible Belt, take your pick. Umm... I like all sorts of music- except for Rap... it's totally killed GOOD music, and as I get older, I find an odd desire to birdwatch and plant flowers. Does that make me a hippie? My husband would love to hear me say that (he's totally against tree hugging), especially since we named our two youngest kids, River and Poppy. K, I'm done babbling. I hope I put this in the right spot. Look forward to getting to know a lot of you guys. Take care :D |
Welcome to the Cellar, Jess. :D
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Danger-Jess, danger-Jess, does whatever a Danger-Jess does ...
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Hullo Jess! Nice to make your acquaintance :)
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Hi Jess! Welcome to Hell! ;)
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Hello Jess! I'm the resident nutball. I'm harmless, though. :)
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One of the resident nutballs. We have a fairly large nutball contingent :P
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Hurrah! A quality Newb. Used to have a cat called Jess. Short for Jesse.
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Hi DS. Razzamatazz asked me to call you a cock.
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*I wonder how long it will take for LJ to call her a cock?*
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Don't we need the LJ questionnaire? :eyebrow:
Welcome Jess! :hugnkiss: |
This quiz is brought to you by the letter W.
1. What is the dirtiest word you know that begins with W? 2. If you had to kill one politician that is currently in office, who would you choose? 3. What is the opposite of 'above me' ? 4. List 10 questions that you would ask a newbie. |
Hello and welcome.
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there's an intro thing? And I missed it! No wonder . . .
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Thanks everyone for the warm welcome :)
As for the questionnaire: 1. What is the dirtiest word you know that begins with W? hmm, whore is pretty boring, and wenis sounds dirty but it isn't... Windows Vista should be a dirty word, but it isn't... so I think I'm gonna go with wifebeater or wigger? Of which, both belong to the class "White Trash" IMO. Are any of those good enough for ya? 2. If you had to kill one politician that is currently in office, who would you choose? Awww, politics so soon? But you haven't even bought me dinner.... 3. What is the opposite of 'above me' ? you can go blow yourself ;) I bet you'd like to know that trick, eh? 4. List 10 questions that you would ask a newbie. Wow, and you could only come up with 4? Assuming I will be answering all 10 questions... here goes: 1. How'd you get your screenname? 2. Who else lives with you? 3. What is your biggest pet peeve? 4. What do you like to do for fun? 5. Who is the last person to put a smile on your face? 6. What did that person do to make you smile? 7. What's the last book you read (textbooks don't count)? 8. Assuming most people have cellphones, What's the last text you received today? 9. Who is your hero? 10. What's your favorite website, besides this one? |
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