I wouldn't want to be a slug.
 

Slugs could never play hide-n-seek.

But they can die drinking beer that people leave them out for free.

The salt thing is icky, though.

Article recently about a kid who ate a slug on a dare and contracted meningitis from it. Was that on weird news? It's all blending together lately.

Used to be, you could put a slug into a pop machine and get some product. Now the machines are all sensitive to slugs.:worm:

It was in Idiot Sightings.

OK Thanks. Now which way is North?

He's still testifying to Congress.

The rimshot! heard 'round the world.

I did not know that slugs carried meningitis.

Cross species disease transfer being fairly rare, I'm not convinced that they do. Blaming a slug that can't speak for itself is a whole lot easier than explaining what he was doing with that slutty girl from homeroom.

Because they leave a snail trail?

slutty girls carry meningitis?

Among other things. What they should carry is liability insurance ...

Why would you not want to be a slug?

Add a little salt to your diet, and you'd be the spitting image of Meltman! After all... Slugs have the power to MELT!

Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?