Insults
 

I need new ones. One sentence, as offensive as possible. (Not too personal)

Something like:

Amy Winehouse looks like a wet, sticky, AIDS-infected, anorexic, syphilated wharf rat.

Or:

Oh yeah, well, your cooch stinks.

Be as creative or as base as you want. Have at it, but try not to piss anybody off (like "LumberJim is a big ol' dumbhead.":headshake).

"Your hair looks so beautiful! I guess keeping your head up your ass prevents split ends and sun damage."

Lumberjim is a big ol'...
softie.

;)

Actually heard someone say this about an employer:

"He's a goddamn filthy bag-lapper and he can lap my bag. And if that ain't filthy enough for him, he can lap his own."

DOGLICKER

Depending on the situation...

You're such a bootlicker that you got calluses on your tongue.

He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.

Sleep with you? I'd rather barf through my peehole.

Boy, the whole "one sentence" thing went right out the window.

A shitball like you should be wiped off of the planet, but there isn't any such thing as a roll of toilet paper the size of the Sun."

I came up with a new one along the lines of "car wash cu**". Of course, a rip-off.

New one:
K-mart Parking Lot Hooker!
My new one. I like it. You can change it if you want as you can be versatile with the word Hooker and change it out with even dirtier slang terms. You may even add to it if you wish, with adjectives...

I even made a back-story for the life of a k-mart parking lot hooker.... I have an active imagination. It includes jelly shoes, and 50 cents to ride the kids rides. :)

"So THAT'S what a prom-night dumpster baby looks like if it lives!"

" I bet your mom cries herself to sleep every night thinking, ' I should have got that abortion'"

"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it."

It takes a certain rural New England accent to carry that off.

Northern Vermont to be specific.