more random injuries
 

I stubbed my toe.

I got a paper cut on my eyeball.

I appear to be developing some kind of rash around the bug bites I got milking this morning.

How do you milk a morning? :confused:

you need to get up very early, for starters.

I fell off a ladder and caught my scrotum on a nail.

I got a paper cut on my tongue.

I was licking my e-mail.

Nut crunch. That is all.