CLEAN THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR EARS
 

There, that should fix this forum.

Good. I'm glad that's resolved.

My ears have no crap.:cool:

I will use the fire hose, and a little bit of dish soap.

NOW MY FINGER STINKS

find someone to pull it.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Maybe you have an ear infuckshun?

a cocklear problem?

I just cleaned the crap out of Max's ears. He still wants to discuss politics and current events though.

Maybe the politicians need to take that advice. I was listening to Face the Nation this morning while building my ottoman. This one guy was so smarmy and icky I had to turn the tv off.

Yes I said smarmy and icy. No intellectual high points. lol I'm all gut.

When we're driving and I see a sign saying "Bridge may be icy," I say, "Bridge may be icky. Icky, icky."

Political slippery slopes are a lot like icy bridges. icky icky icky

Twat?