Weather Haiku!
 

A rare day of low
Humidity and the wind
Chimes blowing about

The sky! So much blue --
Walking to my next meeting
Cool breeze and warm sun.

My children are wet
The skies have not yet opened
but the waterpark.

Tornadoes suck. Lots.
And then regurgitate. Lots
Whores are more discrete.

Whores may be discreet
But there's wet on the city
Street where I am now.

Rain rain go away
Come again some other day
This is the suxxor.

Rain falls from the sky
Dismal, depressing it is
Rather be at home

Radar map is green
Light Green Dark Green in between
Gone come tomorrow

Huge thunderstorms at
Three in the goddamned morning
Do not help me sleep.

Hot and wet works if
you're with a lady, but it
sucks in Michgan

wow put monsters thoughts in haiku and the world makes sense again.
Very nice! Nicely done anyway


barn swallows gather
huddling under the eave
waiting for the worm

undependable
certainly spring is absurd
blinking from the sun and rain

uniform small clouds
white ringed in grey fades away
blue skies will prevail

It's raining buckets
And plash, plash, plash, open your
Pink umbrella now!

Rain on the windshield
With camera flash, obscures
Photo I've been planning