What Would You Be?
 

I would be a house cat, owned by a nice lady. I would eat, shit, sleep, and play.

This thread is a non-starter because you already picked the best, indeed the only, option fargon!! Only, of course, there are lots of nice, cat-owning ladies - enough for one each.
So, me too!

I think I would like to be a wild bird. Something sleek and dignified, like a red-tailed hawk.

On a tropical island. Not Haiti.

an F16

in Mendoza, Argentina with a very large trust fund so that I wouldn't have to work for pittance wages and worry all the time about paying bills.

Now to make amends for my occasional dyslexia...I would be either 1) rich so that I could do what's mentioned in the previous post OR 2). an adrenalin junkie so that I could do stuff like mountain bike down steep hills and rock climb scary mountains (a la Joe Simpson)

Forensic pathologist

Princess Bride.

HVAC. I've said it many times, it is the trade for the renaissance man, because you have to know everything.

Oh wait, in THIS life? Duh, a no-brainer. J.K. Rowling. Except younger, prettier, and American. ;)

And a better writer? :bolt:

I'm KIDDING. I KID! ;)

(Juni, I tried to compliment your pic last night before my computer punked out and I had to reboot, then forgot. Looking good girl.)

I'm already a better writer. ;) Now I just want to be a RICHER writer. :p:

I would be a dragon. I could fly and cook my own food.