I feel like I've been eaten by a coyote and shit off a cliff
 

Hayfever.

Claritin isn't even touching it.

Got any left over hydrocodone?

Ooh! In fact, I do. Will that help?

I take it when I have a cold and have to work. It dulls the edges for a while. I only take half of a 5mg tablet though.

I'll have to see what I've got. I remember it more then dulling the edge though. I was thoroughly annealed.

A 10 mg will do that to me, somewhat. I was on 10 mg of oxycodone every 6 hours for a six month period several years ago because of a herniated disc in my neck. I might be a little immune to its affects. Half a 5 mg doesn't mess me up at all, but it does alleviate a lot of discomfort, like that aches and pains associated with a head cold.

I hate to cut up those 40mg-ers. ;)

Dude I feel for ya. I used to get hammered every fall. Then about ten years ago, after a couple pretty bad seasons, it tapered off to the point where I can usually suffer through my fall allergies pretty well, with no medication outside of a few really bad days. I used to take an OTC anti-histamine called chlorosomething maleate, I'll see if I can find out what it was...

For the second time in as many months a common cold has turned into a yucky sinus infection. I suppose I'm lucky - it doesn't hurt, but Boy! am I fed up with blowing my nose ... :yelsick:

I'm rinsing the sinus daily hoping to get through.

Yeah, I've got the neti pot going, but it doesn't help very much.
http://en.wikivisual.com/images/b/bb/Neti_pot.jpg

Maybe a little bleach in the water?

I would actually try that. Maybe start out with 1/8 tsp per gallon of water.

No no, not bleach, Grapefruit Seed Extract.

If you are naive enough to believe wikipedia, the jury is still out on grapefruit seed extract:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit_seed_extract