Tie Me Kangaroo Down
 

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Tie Me Kangaroo Down

(The first verse is almost spoken or narrated)
There's an old Australian stockman - lying, dying...
And he gets himself up onto one elbow
And turns to his mates who are all gathered around
And he says....

Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So, watch me wallabies feed.

Chorus:
All together now...
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, curl
Keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go actin' the fool, curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool.

(chorus)

Take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mack
So, take me koala back.

(chorus)

Let me Abos go loose, Lou
Let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou
So, let me Abos go loose.

(chorus)

Mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amuck, Bill
Just, mind me platypus duck.

(chorus)

Play your digeridoo, Blue
Play your digeridoo.
(Dying) Like, keep playing it 'til I shoot through, Blue
Play your digeridoo.

(chorus)

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So, we tanned his hide, when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed.

(chorus)

Never heard any of it past the koala one, jsut a tad too contraversial in these days of reconciliation *snorts* me thinks.

Noone asked for your opinion, Alligater Wrestler. :)

CROIKEY! That's a big insult there, mate!

No worries...he didn't say "alligator".

Yea i'm curious about what an Alligater is, sounds ike construction equipment to me.

Alligater

Jag, it's like a Croc, only misspelled.

You're either a patronising arsehole or really, really obtuse. I'm saying 50/50.

You'd have to misspell 'croc' awful bad to get 'alligater'