I want a piece of teh attention whore pie, too.
 

dammit. I've tried to be a team player dwellar. I've tried to spell and punctuate right. I've tried to be funny and ironic, often at the same time, even.
I've submitted IOTD ideas and had them shot down, I've linked to interesting urls, I've posted naughty bits, I've shared my innermost thoughts and feelings with you all, even withstood spittle on my soul (I realize it was an accident, the poster was eating a Jolly Rancher candy and salivated while speaking, it was no big deal, but it was a little awkward, I've done just about everything I can think of short of starting an all out self pity fest to get some ATTENTION but obviously, you all think I'm boring and I suck.

So fine. I hate you all, you've ruined my life.

Don't go!
Please don't go!
I don't know who you are but I've laughed endlessly at your posts.
And when you hurt your finger I hurt too.

I'll never forget you, not even next week.

But if you have to go, please, please remember me.
PM me and I'll send you a nude 2011 calendar.
Oddly, the local shops all turned them down, so I have 99 boxes in my bedroom... Big Sarge says he can only knock out a couple a day (he means distribute)

The Jolly Rancher candy line sounds way too much like you, SG. ;)

Me! me! me! its all about fabulous me! me! me! oh wait. . . I did not start this thread!

often at the same time, even :biglaugha

Not familiar with it.
But if it makes me sound cool I'll go with it.

Of course it could be my inherent untrained skills.
I was born to the two most successful copywriters in the world, but their rivals were terrified of what the union would spawn, so they kidnapped me and put me into an ordinary working class family with a suspicion of anyone "clever" with words.

From that day to this I've only sparkled occasionally, like a diamond in the midden. Have you come to claim me Shawnee?! No. Damn, you're far too young. Ah well.

Well, I know that you know that "ironic" means "made entirely of iron" but that poster didn't so it couldn't have been you.

I just thought the line has a certain, je ne sais quoi, Sundae feel.

But there are a lot of funny people here though, so whoever it was: LOL.

it was totally monster

Perhaps all "anonymous" really needs is a username that alludes to things people really want ... like sex and bon bons.

Rereading it all I can only say well done to Anon.
You have achieved a status of irony only usually accorded to Europeans.

Praise from Shawnee and all that.

(none of the above is sarcasm - Shawnee really thought it was me and I was flattered. It's just condescending)

Well, if you're a-Russian in the hallway...
then European in the bathroom

foot^3's been extra funny since the surgery.

They bumped his humerus. ;)

They did run some screws into my humeral head...
:eek:

sadly not. I was beating off at that time.