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classicman

03-07-2011 10:04 AM

I won the Lottery!

Quote:

Dear E-mail Owner,

You are a winner of the Best of the Best Lottery awareness Promo Programme
that was held on 4th of March 2011. You have therefore been approved to
claim a total sum Two Million Six Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds
(£2,600,000.00). Please this informations are required for verification.

Name:...................
Address:...............
Country:...............
Age:..................
Gender:................
Occupation:..............
Phone and Fax:...............
Winning E-mail Address:................

Please contact:
James Gilbert
Email: bbclaimsdepts@shqiptar.eu

Alexandru Bercean
Annoucer For Best of the Best Lottery Awareness Promo

Sundae or Dana must have entered me ....
So anyway after sending all my personal information to Mr. Gilbert - replied that I only need to send him a couple grand to "expediate the sendings of my winnings" :)

Check is in the mail ... Now what should I do with my newly won wealth?

Sheldonrs

03-07-2011 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 715344)

...Sundae or Dana must have entered me ....
.

Me next!!!!

Shawnee123

03-07-2011 10:37 AM

I thought you'd rather that males enter you?

Sheldonrs

03-07-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 715349)

I thought you'd rather that males enter you?

Nah. Less prep work for a top. ;-)

Shawnee123

03-07-2011 11:26 AM

;)

Clodfobble

03-07-2011 01:03 PM

I think it's clear that you are the best of the best at spreading lottery awareness. Just look how many lives you've touched already! What color is the Lottery Awareness ribbon, I wonder?

monster

03-07-2011 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 715397)

I think it's clear that you are the best of the best at spreading lottery awareness. Just look how many lives you've touched already! What color is the Lottery Awareness ribbon, I wonder?

For a mere $1000 handling fee, i'd be happy to send you one. just let me have your bank account details and paypal password.

Sundae

03-07-2011 01:07 PM

Oh Classic I'm so happy you've won - you have had some pretty bad luck so far.
Good things to buy in the UK include knighthoods, forests and private healthcare.

And I'll give you a discount rate on my tourguide services when you come over. Also I know a chap who will chauffeur us for only £5000 a day! Sometimes I call him Dad, but that's just our little joke - he's a proper professional driver and all that and everything.

Shawnee123

03-07-2011 01:12 PM

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I think it's clear that you are the best of the best at spreading lottery awareness. Just look how many lives you've touched already! What color is the Lottery Awareness ribbon, I wonder?

"My other ribbon is fighting colon cancer."

Sundae

03-07-2011 01:15 PM

tapeworm?

monster

03-07-2011 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 715407)

"My other ribbon is fighting colon cancer."

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 715409)

tapeworm?

best i can manage with paint

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Shawnee123

03-07-2011 01:30 PM

Please to give to me a worm of tape. Ancient diet. I be slimmy slimmy sexy sexy.

SamIam

03-07-2011 04:01 PM

Here in Colorado have many parasites included tapeworms. Send $2,000 American dollar and I send 10 tapeworms plus 100 ticks guaranteed to carry Rocky Mountain Spotted Tick Disease. Tell freiends! Offer avail short time only!

Spexxvet

03-07-2011 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 715482)

I'll fax you a check.

SamIam

03-07-2011 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 715485)

I'll fax you a check.

Good! I will fax ticks upon recipe of check. ;)

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