Sporting complaints
 

Bikes in commercials of all media are being carried. If your male model can't ride a bike maybe he is a bad fit.

unsure which acronym to use to express approval/agreement

Baseball is boring

Soccer sucks.

football is for fags

footfootfoot is for fags

Yo mama is for fags

Basketball is for people who can jump high.

F'in bouncists.

Curling is for iceholes.

i think that's icefishing, hun

If the icehole is big enough it might take care of that curling problem though.

:lol:

My team are getting slaughtered :(

Dear complaints dept. Thx for the goal, but we really need at least another three and faster.