A New Career For Wolf?
 

Post your suggestions here (preferably with images :D)

I wanted to c&p wolf's face into these images, but gimp says no, so all y'all'll have to use your imaginations/do it for me.

maybe we should have a poll when all the nominations are in? :lol:

Grape Stomper
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_noegjt5rLX...ing_grapes.jpg

Astronaut
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab.../astronaut.jpg

Pizza Tossing Acrobat
http://www.northbeachchamber.com/NBF.../Gemignani.jpg

Roller Derby Chick
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4Hyx4E8xUQ...x311%252C0.jpg

Lion Tamer
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3374/...d9e6286ed3.jpg

based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??

dealing with crazy loony inmates? nah, she would be over qualified at the zoo! :p:

Roller Derby Chick! Roller Derby Chick!

Working with psych patients is, IMHO, soul-killing; at the very least soul-wounding.

I propose wolf work in some industry that promotes love and goodness and healing - how about alternative medicine?

Bouncer
http://www.bouncersecurity.com/wp-co...bysbouncer.jpg

Shooting instructor
http://www.shootinginstruction.com/images/6-1a.jpg

Snake fearer
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Ra..._of_snakes.jpg

Bee charmer

Cowgirl

Madam

My bodyguard when I win the lottery

Writer

Madam was one of my originals, but I couldn't find a good pic....

Human Canonball ?

http://static3.businessinsider.com/i...cannonball.jpg

yes!

Fluffer. ;-)

Motel desk clerk. It's just like Wolf's old job only without psychiatrists. You get looney's, drunks, schizophrenics, frequent police visits, and fights in the rooms. It probably doesn't pay as well, but there should be an opening around here soon!

Don't forget exciting opportunities in financial aid. You get all those things and a police force on site.

If I have to start hooking, I have already promised xoxoxoBruce an exclusive contract.

I'm liking a lot of the suggestions here.

I could be really good as a professional snake-fearer, and I have experience.

If I may add:

Tarot Card Reader/Mystic
Bartender (same job as I did, only with tips)
Professional Assassin

I vote assassin. I have a job for you. :)

You could be a ninja:



Cat Herder: