Hey Brits!
 

I finally know what a merkin is!

YOU've always said it's a slang for "American" but it's NOT!

You naughty, naughty Brits - having the laughs on us!

well, now we all know what a merkin is.

How could you?

*guffaw*

Is there an interesting story as to how you acquired this new info?

I thought you'd never ask!

I was looking up how they make sex scenes so realistic, you know? and I read that a lot of actors use a merkin to cover up the bits with.

Who knew?

we never said it was slang for American ( which is actually 'gas tanks') y'all just assumed it was cause it sounds similar.

and we just omitted to correct y'all ;)

was this more research for your inevitable bird wanging sex posts?

how is it that Beest and SG (and even Dana??) say "y'all" ?

Is everyone now Britney Spears?

You're the one forcing and tricking people into making inevitalbe bird wanging sex posts - not me.

probably NSFW
 

I think this is the merkin designed by our own SG ;)






http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...erkinlight.jpg

I thought everyone knew that. That's why that "stupid moustache and beard" thread, I used the word merkin.

Hell, I learned it on here. About 5 years ago.

hey, I say all y'all. Because I noticed you were a Merkin and relaized that you must understand that while wearing your stars and stripes top hat and chewing the gum of bubbles. I really like that big animal you have there, the one with the scales and small eyes that is good for the hunting. I think how you say cheney?

Doh! Thanks, Brianna. Now I know too.

Maybe they're hicks? :nuts:

I wrote you, but didn't want you think I meant you you but was generalising to all and sundry.

Theres a thread somewhere about the lack of the you plural in The Queen's English .

Doesn't the OED also cite it as a mop for cleaning a cannon, in the words of the late H. Allen Smith -- where I learned the word as an adolescent? Goes in the bore, I gather, and the term was 17th-18th century.