My landlord has a really bad cold
 

I just had lunch with him the other day too...

did he sneeze on your taco?

No, I think he was just happy to see me.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

My former landlord lost the property to her ex-sonofabitchhusband.

The ex-sonofabitchhusband/new landlord let the property deteriorate to the point where a rat jumped into my bed and ran up my leg towards my head in the middle of the night.

We moved into a hotel that night and bought a house 3 weeks later.

Don't underestimate the deleterious effects of sinus congestion.

My landlord beat me in a poetry contest, but my spellchecker was outa town and the judging was fixed.
intolerably irritated,
pamiam

my landlord just killed osama, you insensitive bastards

Your landlord is George W. Bush? :3_eyes:

No, her landlords are a squad of navy seals. ;)

Not if you ask Sarah Palin. So there!

My landlord sent a couple of his officers over to sit outside the apartments where I live yesterday...