Sexuality, Impurity, and Uncleanleness.
 

Three sins that will cause you alot of problems.

Sexual Imorality:

I think I'm finally at the point where masturbation has lost it's fun. I've indudged into it to the point where I've considered homosexualuty, made a complete fool out of myself and now I can honestly say SEX IS OVERRATED. So the lesson I have learned is that sex is not a good outlet for self expression, and homosexuality is futile. I've only had ONE homosexual experience in my life and fear of turning gay is what has kept me from induldgind into the foolish act. People should realize that sex is a GOD instituted thing I really don't have much experiece with it but now that I have won the masturbating olimpics I can honestly say "why" would I want to.

Ipurity:

All SIN is impure. Ciggerets are evil. And there is NO excuse for doing illegal drugs. They make you lie, they make you sick, and if you choose that lifestyle your a fool. Jesus wants us to be "p"ure. It's hurts Gods feelings when you do evil acts and destroy your body. So my advice to the mainstreem is that if you wany to be righteous.. and I DO stear clear of bars and strip clubs. S-TAY P-URE do things that are uplifting and upright.

Uncleanleness:

I think this is going to be my biggest challenge. I don't have much purpose for my life so I am pretty much a total slob. Cleanleyness is Godlyness and God is full of righteousness. So the little things is what matters. IF your responsable with a little God will give you alot. And GOD want us to be clean. Sex before marriage is UNCLEAN. Illegal
Narcotics Are UNCLEAN. BE CLEAN, thats what God Wants, so stear clear of DIRT. Like internet porn. BE CLEAN BE CLEAN BE CLEAN don't "just do it", Do it with Style, Righteous Style.

This doesn't happen unless you're gay. Or at least bi.

There is another level below Gay, Bisexual, and Bi-Curious.



Sometimes people are just Bi-Curious for Halloween. Under these circumstances it is totaly not Gay at all.

Unless he only masturbates himself gay on Halloween, I don't think that rule applies.

Well, he didn't stipulate Halloween or non-Halloween masturbatory Gayness conversion.

Isn't a major determinant of gayness/nongayness who you fantasize about when you're masturbating?

Yes, but goddamnit, you're not paying attention to the important thing here: whether it is Halloween or not.

SURRENDER DOROTHY!

did I just say that out loud?

Apparently proper spelling is also a sin.

See, folks, this is what happens when you take your make-believe game too seriously. You start hating yourself for doing the things you want to do, because "they" want you to feel bad so that you need them to let you feel better again.

Set yourself free, dude.

Psychological meds can inhibit the sex drive. And given that this is a relatively lucid and readable post from you, I'm going to guess you're back on them. 1.) Talk to your doctor about your med situation. If not for the sex drive issues, then for the fact that they still aren't exactly putting you at optimal functioning levels. 2.) God loves gay people, even you.

Love and accept yourself JB.

Yes. Love yourself. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

I think it's your best chance, anyway.

Now, let's all join in a sing-along:

Are you confessing that you are actually JBKLKDBYDTRlyde?

Fair enough, it's probably your best chance, too. :rolleyes: