Listen here, Cellar,
 

When I get a hankering to start posting at 11:43pm, you goddamn well better snap to it and start replying to my insightful drivel with an appropriate level of respect, awe, and, yes even a small amount of fear is to be expected. It's not every day you get to bask in the glow of a bona fide genius.

yes it is. for me.

Son, don't make me wash your mouth out with soap. I expect better than sass-mouth from the likes of you.

heh.

I eat soap and fart bubbles. and that's Mr sassafrass to you, whippersnapper.

Well, as Grandpa Simpson said about a good sarsaparilla, "It really angries up the blood."

Flint, meet Grynch. He's the sanest noob we've had for a while.

Grynch, meet Flint. He's very smart but also bat-shit crazy.

And you can save time with :smack: or :facepalm:. They're on the emoticons list, or you can type colonsmackcolon or colonfacepalmcolon. But, like actually use colons, ya know. :D

Actually, grynch reminds me a lot of you Zen. I was actually wondering if he was your sock puppet for a while.

Ali.... first of all... I ain't no-buddies sock puppet !!
( I asked mrs. G and she said I could tell you that )

Zen.... ya I know about those little guys but when I go for a face palm it's gotta be big time.

Listen here, Cellar.
Either I've entered the menopause early (but not tragically early enough to appear on TV shows) or it is bloody, bloody, BLOODY hot here.
And that angries up the blood and frizzes out the hair, I can tell you.

Oh, should add, bloody is not a ref to bleeding.
I'm just insanely hot and going insane.
And sweating like a paedo in a creche.

So be warned.
Facepalm me and I'll facepalm you right back. But sweatier.

gawd but Sundae makes me laff.

PS - anyone who posts giant pictures of Homer is okay in my book.

Bri - truth is i had my butler post it. Rich ya know ;)

Ha!

Here's his butler, Cadbury.

He appears to be carrying a bowl of Patatas Bravas and a Singapore Sling.
He can land in my garden any time.

(Not a euphemism, but could be)

Is it your secret garden?;)