How do socks work?
 

they don't.

they've been on the unemployment teet now for years!

A good anti-fungal powder will help that....

Many people looking at a pattern and ask themselves the same thing. It really is bets not to think ahead too much, just follow the instructions and as if by magic one will appear from your needles.

The more you know...

Hi there. I found work as a puppet, but not all socks are so lucky.

:lol:

Nicely played.

Thanks. I'm new. Hi.

Suck my sock, slimy stock.