Fun sayings and phrases
 

maybe putdowns...

I hadn't heard this before and loved it...

"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"

I'm saving that....


and I just read this

"...urge to walk across the floor and slap her sister stupid. One whack would probably suffice"

:lol:

I laughed out loud when I read this. :lol:

I've taught my 3 and 4 year old kids to use the phrase "as the Dickens"

The phrase "butt-fuck an antelope" crossed my mind a few days ago, merely as a general cuss. No idea why. It has a good rhythm though.

mrs. G's aunt ( who lived thru the Blitz ) was a fan of "bless her cotton socks"

( cotton socks indicated simple-plain )

when my sister and I want to be snarky we arch our eyebrows and say "She's no better than she should be!"

I saw The Help over the weekend and Allison Janney's character says, "Your sister is upsetting my cancerous ulcers!"

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped"

"Dumb is not knowing any better. Stupid is knowing better, but doing it anyway."

I came across this list of updated sayings/phrases/adages:

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