Hole Defender.
 

a) Chastity Belt
b) Tampon
c) Position in water polo.

::titter::

Butt plug

badger

aspirin

headache (as in "Not tonight, darling.")

Andy Dawson
(Hull defender)

"We are so an awesome band!" - Courtney Love

Well I've been thinking
'Bout all the places we've surfed and danced
And all the faces we've missed
So let's get back together and do it again


-- Mike Love ( Beach Boys )

Manhole cover

tampon the size of huge butt plug would do the trick...