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Minumum wage, no experience necessary, assistant for doctor's office, who will assist with therapies.....

:bolt:

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ofc/2605295326.html

wouldn't want to be the employee or the patient!

so clear what your responsibilities would be: you are not the boss!

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/lab/2605304307.html

I couldn't quite figure out this line:

me either. I suspect ho-house "assistant"

and these are just a couple of the jobs posted today.....

...I think i'mm'a have another baby.......

I have a microbiology test today that I really don't want to take, and honest to God, that thought popped into my head last night. "You know, if I had another baby, I wouldn't have to be studying this crap."

Yeah, well if you were a crack whore you wouldn't have to be studying that crap either.

Get back to work.

There was a Sam Gross cartoon of a new employee at a bike shop and the owner said to him, "The pay's not great, but you get to sniff the saddles."

I wonder if they offer similar perks, "The pay is only $7.50 an hour but you get to help with the therapies..."

What kind of therapies?

:jagoff:

:eek:

We've got dolphins that need waxing and cheetahs that need spanking, there's a half hour break for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks per day.

It says here on your resume that you have extensive cheetah spanking experience. Can you tell me about a time when you found cheetah spanking to be particularly difficult, and how did you handle that?

I think a wild turkey was involved...

We deep fry those here....

They just forgot the space