Anti Christ VS Pro Christ
 

In all my escapes on the net I have come to the conclusion that anti Christ is more then just one guy who leads the world astray. Anti Christ is a "state of mind", a very unhealthy state of state of mind. SO in an attempt to keep in step with a repentant attitude I am renouncing any thought or statement I have ever made about being anti Christ. Jesus IS alive and I have not been as response-able with my tongue and words as I should of.

Pro Christ is the attitude I am aiming to take on. I'm not really sure how to do this however there are certain lines I have crossed that are simply not the right way to behave or act. Why I acted this way I don't know. I had a rebellious hair up my but and I rebelled against GOD and the Church. So now at this point I would like the world to know that I am a believer in Jesus Christ and I am going to be working very hard to make right the mistakes I have made.

You tell them good kemo sabe.

This would make a good video game.

What about Amateur Christ? Could Christing become an olympic event? Maybe a pentathlon event with rosary as an event?

That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.

I think what it would amount to is a spelling be.

Good on ya!!! JB.

Jesus had a 12 man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Jesus had a twelve man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Jesus had a twelve man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Sex I have no clue what that is or where it came from.
But it gave me a real fit of the giggles.

Oh what a difference a small piece of punctuation can make. But no one would ever believe it! ;)

I think rosary would br a timed event. Do you have any idea how fast one can say ten hail marys. You would if lying about your homework cut into recess time.

We were at the church I grew up in, for a funeral recently, and I asked my mom where the confessionals went. She said 'i don't think you have to hide anymore.'

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Spelling? What, Olympic witch-craft?

What next, a hex-athalon?

I want to thank everyone for the votes. Or was that the other thread?

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.


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Originally Posted by JBKlyde
I think what it would amount to is a spelling be.
Spelling? What, Olympic witch-craft?

What next, a hex-athalon?


I think what your failing to recognize is "GO Spell".

It means Good News..

This thread has too many Revelations for me. :eek: