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Board Stretcher:

I thought that was outlawed by the Geneva Convention??

cute!

I like how it's necked down in the middle. But I'm not sure how the geartrain/cam system works. Nice one!

The lever rotates a cam that presses on the frame. The finger grabs a tooth to keep the board under tension.

ooohhhhhhhh.... dur.



(wait, not odor, ohhh dur, just... ah. not exactly understanding, but relief and pleasure at the warm sensation of the prospect of illumination bathing my upturned face.)




(wait, that's not the golden stream, is it? ew.)

I read the title of this thread like half a dozen times...Lysdexia.

Left-handed screw driver?

I've got a bunch of those. Paid about 30% more than a right-handed screw driver. I screw like a champ now.

What, in a hotel room, against her will?

Owwwch.:lol:

Metric yardstick?

SCUBA diver's ashtray?

Oh and Board Stretcher made me think of a product I saw ... a Pet Stretcher. Whah? You know, a stretcher-bed for your dog. Ohh, right.

Now, about this "Hand Shredder"...

Yes I Did Look for 50 ft of Flight line at supply once ,
The Gunny SGT was NOT amused !!!

He could have at least issued you with a Long Weight.

Though I Did Have to fill out a Ba11n form

No ID10T report?

Oh I sent a Boot down to Admin to get one of those from the Staff Sgt