Cellar citizenship test
 

20 questions, what should they be?

1. How many monkeys are there in the Cellar?
a. One
b. Two
c. Infinity
d. An infinity of infinities.

2) Is it a whale or a dolphin?

3) What are you not sorry about?

a) ur dog
b) ur anus
c) ur finger
d) uraguay

4) Ketchup or Mustard on your Hot Dog

Your oats should be;

a) whole
b) steel cut
c) instant
d) we don't eat oats here

You are travelling down the Cellar steps at 5 steps per minute. Flint is travelling up the same steps at 3 steps per minute. Assuming no values for wind or current, on what step will Flint buttfuck you in the mouth?

a) 39 steps
b) 12 steps
c) 99 steps
d) one small step

Which which type of penis should you fuck radar?

a) whale
b) dolphin
c) dead hobo
d) not even with TheMercenary's

shouldn't it be a Dwellardom test?

:D

I'm waiting for the essay question.

Compare and Contrast: God Damn Fools and Top Management.

You have 15 minutes.

GO!

It's Friday and you see a picture of a cute baby chipmunk on Image of teh Day, Your initial reaction is to:
a) get out some recipe books
OR
b) call 3Foot

Please choose and explain why (or how).

What is the correct way to spell the following words:
a) teh
b) dwellar

score: 85%

c) Democrat Party or Democratic Party, and why ?

Can a dolphin take off from a treadmill?

Y/N

Examine the photo below.
Refer to an Emergency Unit?

Y/N