Jesse's Diets
 

This season, I have mostly been drinking tea from travel mugs.

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Special insert from Diz there.
Lile the man who says "arse".

This week, I ave mostly been eating jackets...

This month I av mostly been wearin dirt under my fingernails.

I like to eat shirts, myself. But eating jackets is just weird.

Ya have to cook em juuuust right.

I stopped being lazy and looked up what a jacket (as food) was to a Brit.

When Mrs. Z and I were just dating, we used to go for lunch to a fast food place that did jacket (baked) potatoes. They were really excellent potatoes, light and fluffy, and you could get a variety of toppings. My favorite was cheddar cheese and bacon. Ah, the memories. Sniff.

Alas it is no more. So we can't walk down memory lane there.

Fortunately Pizza Hut is still chugging along. We spent a lot of time there, too.

Is "Jesse's Diets" the gastronomic equivalent of "Shank's Mare"?

Jesse was a regular character in a sketch show in the 90s.

BTW that is Mr Weasley.

This week i av mostly been eating fried eggs on toast.