November 5, 2011 Stiletto Implants
 

http://cellar.org/2011/stiletto.jpg

Okay, so it's an altered image, but I thought it was worth breaking the rules for today. :)

Could this possibly be an image of the future?

Women have gone through all sorts of nips and tucks, so why not have a rod inserted in the heel?

Just think, all you need is body paint and you are ready to go! No more trees of shoes lingering in the closet!

Inspiration found at Bit Rebels

That hurts just looking at it.

Headline: "Horrible Results Of The Latest Umbrella Felatio Trend"

I.E. foot binding

Don't show Lady GaGa!

I can barely walk in a one inch heel ... that gives me chills.

I don't rate her chances in the zombie apocalypse.

HA!

I've worn heels maybe four times in my life. They were all bad times.

"No more trees of shoes lingering in the closet!"

'Cause women don't really like shoes, right?

Please God, let somebody tell me that's 'shopped?

That's shopped.

Full disclosure in the post!

Yes, it is most definitely shopped.