So the DNC was in my driveway
 

No, they weren't.

I'm just trying to get attention.



Again.

Pfft.


The RNC was in my driveway.

Goddamn elephant shit everywhere.

Neighbors were complaining all night about the braying.

Round these parts "DNR" means Do Not Resuscitate" ...

The CND were in my garden last night.
Buncha hippy peaceniks lying down and singing songs about not moving.
Very clever ladies, now off you go home.

I'm expecting the residents of Bray Farm next.

DNR has too many meanings here but hey that's why English is a funny language.

Dept Of Natural Resources , Do Not Resuscitate, Do Not Ridicule ;)

RUN! DNC! oh, wait....

you mean walk.....



this way...

If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

and what is a tal anyway?

The opposite to a no-tail?
Oh you said tal, sorry.

no idea, but I hear they're banned in the Middle East

a tal is whut yuh use ta drier self off with.

Must be really dry to turn your cum to powder.

You guys are nuts.