I eat my salad with chopsticks
 

That's just how I roll.

I eat my sushi with a salad fork. That's just how I caesar.





But I don't really.

you have pleased me

Ouch. Don't they splinter when you chew them?

Me, I like pine bark and gravel in my cereal.

I eat my peas with honey.
But since he left I eat them alone.

Young lady, eat every bean and pea on your plate!

And how do you get it tossed? :rolleyes:

Grape jelly

*snort*

Oh, you fucking privileged kids with your pine bark!! We didn't get no pine bark! When we got home from our jobs of licking the street clean, we were lucky if we even had cold bowl of gravel.

"Your pine bark, your Zima, your Dan Fogelberg..."

Actually, my dad worked in the Pine Bark factory. He got to bring home the days sweepings.

stay away from the nutella. it's a trap.

That's funny - I'm just now eating my tater tots (tm) with chop sticks.

They're perfect for dipping.

Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer.

wait, you Merkins already had the one-handed fighting irons thing mastered.....

Hang on, chop sticks take two hands.

Two sticks, two hands.