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JBKlyde 11-14-2011 10:00 AM

It's Time to Wake Up From the Land of Nebaknezzar!
 
So my life is flashing before my eyes as I sleep only I'm not ding. I see visions I hear noise and I get confused. The Land of Nebaknezzar is a land of Hate and Obomination. So Now what?? I learned my lesson about tempting fate. I learned my lesson about rebelling. I learned my lesson about poor mouthing. I learned my lesson about Trust.

Now I would like to learn a lesson about Love, Faith and Spiritual Prosperity. I will tame my tongue, and recover my mind before your very eyes and I will study a discipline that is so righteous that you might call it a cult.

Dose anyone Dare embark on this journey with me???

infinite monkey 11-14-2011 10:13 AM

Will there be snacks?

Sorry, I gotta work, I don't have time for a philosophical vacation.

Lamplighter 11-14-2011 10:44 AM

Talk with Coach, The Dragon, who manages survivors.

DanaC 11-14-2011 10:49 AM

*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*


I definately think it's a cult.

JBKlyde 11-14-2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*


I definately think it's a cult.

were "waking up" from it one by one.. and just leaving it behind...

wolf 11-14-2011 12:48 PM

This is poetry.

You know, that beatnik, slam kind, from the late 50s, early 60s.

jimhelm 11-14-2011 01:16 PM

dude, you can't choose the lessons life teaches you.

It's not college. there's no curriculum. No GPA.

But I can teach you to laugh at yourself......

Trilby 11-14-2011 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 772717)
This is poetry.

You know, that beatnik, slam kind, from the late 50s, early 60s.

I agree.

Let's snap our fingers in hip appreciation.

Griff 11-14-2011 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 772723)
dude, you can't choose the lessons life teaches you.

This. The ones I've learned best were the ones I resisted most.

sexobon 11-16-2011 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 772682)
*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*


I definately think it's a cult.

If that's a dry cough, a Nebuchadnezzar might help.

*cough* definitely *cough*

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Sundae 11-16-2011 10:20 AM

That would blow Father Dougal's mind.

Quote:

Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [he points to some plastic cows on the table] are very small; those [pointing at some cows out of the window] are far away...

Spexxvet 11-16-2011 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 772672)
Now I would like to learn a lesson about Love, Faith and Spiritual Prosperity. I will tame my tongue, and recover my mind before your very eyes and I will study a discipline that is so righteous that you might call it a cult.

Dose anyone Dare embark on this journey with me???

I am here waiting for you, JBK. You can't embark on this journey, you're already here ... and there. You are Satan ... and God. You ARE. BE. Just BE the ball, BE the ball, BE the ball. You're not BEing the ball JBK.

Follow the Buddha. Become Love, Faith, and Sprituality.

infinite monkey 11-16-2011 10:38 AM

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

JBKlyde 11-16-2011 11:08 AM

not exactly the reaction I was expecting..

henry quirk 11-17-2011 08:55 AM

"not exactly the reaction I was expecting"
 
It's unfortunate, but true: others rarely give you what you 'want'.

Often, however, others give you exactly what you 'need'.


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