Stones with Faeces
 

With enormous apologies to Sandy Possum, but I'm astonished this hasn't been done before. Maybe it was too painful to pass on :thepain: ?

They don't come out with the poop.
They come out of the tiniest hole, which is why they hurt so much.

You can easily pass a shit like a stone.
Well, I have anyway.

But the idea of anything other than fluid coming out of your tuppence (or pee-po) is horrifying!