You guys
 

are not facilitating my procrastination sufficiently.

lunch time minus three hours and counting and two loads of laundry done, one bed stripped and a bag of old hockey stuff sorted out already. And still plenty of time left to actually clean and cook.....

...of course the new snow forecast could mean I should empty the garage into the house instead of vice versa in preparation for my guests......

banana lady is coming?

No, "The Ladies Who Lunch"

Banana Lady in 20 days