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Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 09:15 AM

Hostess files for Chapter 11
 
Oh Noes. Twinkies are a major food group for me.

Pico and ME 01-11-2012 09:49 AM

Awwww....no more Ho Ho's either???

Sad day.

Lamplighter 01-11-2012 10:14 AM

What if Hostess and Kodak merge to make cupcakes with pictures that never fade... win-win ?

infinite monkey 01-11-2012 12:31 PM

I knew this was going to happen. The whole King Don/Ding Dong thing was the stupidest thing since New Coke.

Aren't twinkies and cockroaches the only things that will survive a nuclear attack?

Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 786782)
Aren't twinkies and cockroaches the only things that will survive a nuclear attack?

Well, there's foot. He's got those arrows and all.

infinite monkey 01-11-2012 12:50 PM

Are you calling foot a twinkie? :bolt:

But seriously folks, now that you mention it, if the apocalypse comes we'll all meet at foot's place. It'll be like The Stand.

Sundae 01-11-2012 02:02 PM

No, the sign of the coming apocalypse is a Twinkie THIRTY-FIVE feet long, not three.
Yeah okay I looked up the exactly number

Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 02:04 PM

"That's some Twinkie".

One of my favorite movies evar.

fargon 01-11-2012 05:40 PM

Waaaaa!!! Where is the link?

classicman 01-11-2012 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 786872)
Waaaaa!!! Where is the link?

take your pick

classicman 01-11-2012 10:19 PM

Andy Borowitz: If you manufacture Twinkies in the fattest nation on the planet
and somehow go bankrupt, you should be ashamed.

Trilby 01-12-2012 04:56 AM

It's because I'm doing Atkins.

Flint 01-12-2012 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 786725)
Oh Noes. Twinkies are a major food group for me.

Have you seen Zombieland? The Woody Harrelson character has a thing for Twinkies.

kerosene 01-12-2012 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 786790)
Are you calling foot a twinkie? :bolt:

That is sort of a good pet name.

monster 01-12-2012 09:34 PM

Quote:

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too.
Funny, I was just thinking the other day "how come the major fast food chains never go bankrupt" then I thought... comfort eating happens in recession, you lose your job that's where you should invest your last paycheck/severence....." .....so....could this be a sign of the end of the "economic downturn"?



ch'yeah :lol:


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