Expecto Merkin! :-)
 

to disguise the fact they don't have a willy, maybe?

I never would have suspected Daniel was a bush supporter.

Perhaps he confused landing strip with runaway

Link won't work for me, something about Daniel Radcliffe and pubic hair?

Apparently he prefers the ladies who do not deforest their fannies

...hairy potter......

I always expecto merkin strays. They cause a distracting tickle.

Fannie has a different meaning in the U.S., you know.

Public hair is different. We know that from Mel Brook's 10,000 Year Old Man.

She does know. She probably even says toona these days.

Didn't know Daniel was Jewish.

I do say toona. but I never say fanny to mean hiney. Just can't

Fanny pack :lol:

It will always be a bum bag. after all, it's made out of dead hobos, right?

Ewwww!
Small parts. Penises and kneecaps?
Think about the seepage. And where it would seep.

Some like a little seepage.....

I've heard the buttocks make particularly shapely bags, if you can find one that's been living off the trashcan outside a McDonalds. A McHobo.