They're Making a Movie of YOUR LIFE!
 

Who plays you?

The guy who stole PeeWee Herman's bike.

Glenda Jackson.

Patton Oswalt

The Invisible Man

John Goodman

Thom Yorke.
In a fatsuit.

***R-Rated Movie Trailer***
 

This guy.

***R-Rated Movie Trailer***

Gwyneth Paltrow.

John Cusack or Kevin Spacey

Sylvester Q. Puddytat

Some of the British folk might remember her from Grange Hill...

According to the face match on myheritage.com its William Hurt or James Spader. I can see it nose/chin wise and I'm prolly awesome enough to have Hurt play me.

My life movie will be done as an abstract impressionist piece in which I willb e represented by a variety of geometric shapes, beginning with some plantonic forms, becoming irregular, and near the end, some fractal clouds and sponges. Also, at one point, I will be represented by the colour burnt umber accompanied by a loud screeching noise.

I think I met you last time I had food poisoning.....