Why are you cruel?
 

Because I'm the Dad, that's why.

End of discussion.

I steal cute puppy noses.

You're a nose picker, too, eh?





wait, did I say that out loud?

Because you like it, baby. :whip:

see the sub driving thread for more

You steal their noses? How do they smell?

terribly

Ba-dum Tssshhhh.

Thanks folks, we'll be here all week.

Try the deep-fried woodchuck in lead pellet sauce with the cordite flambe'.

to be kind...

Because I don't like needlepoint or counted cross stitch.

Because I like porridge.

Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to know why I'm gruel.

Beware of cereal killers.

There isn't a grain of truth to the rumors of my cereal killings.