I'm Confused Again
 

Ok. All of you know I get confused about things on here pretty easy at times. Someone needs to explain this to me:

I had a beautiful woman send me a picture of a cock and a ruler. How do I interpret this?

A chicken and a king?

That's IT! Chicken a la King! Someone wants you to make them Chicken a la King!

Someone's hungry!

Whew....I was afraid it meant hers is bigger than mine

I thought it might mean she wants to know how big the cock is.

How do you know it was a woman?

She's into S&M and wants to know if you're too chicken to give her a spanking with that ruler.

That's how. ;)

holy shit. i get bowed up a work for a week and someone is sending sarge chicken s&m pics? and i missed this? damn.

It's Greek philosophy.


Cock + ruler = Man is the measure of all things.

Don't be so sure it was a woman, Sarge.
Have you cock-blocked anyone recently?

It could be a threat.

It may mean "You must be this long to ride this ride."

I think Gravdigr is probably right. Damn , I'm doomed. It seems like the older I get the more my dick shrinks and the bigger my balls get. Sigh. Plus my butt is getting flatter.

The bad thing is it is the most beautiful woman on the cellar that sent it.....

I had NOTHING to do with it!!

Pamela...tsk...tsk....you're the only beautiful woman who can just whip it out to take a picture. Don't deny it. :eyebrow: