MODS take notice. You must be anon to post here!
 

At the suggestion of HLJ, a thread where only anonymous posts are allowed. Mods are respectfully requested to delete with extreme prejudice any poster who posts non anon.

[HAHA]Nelson[/HAHA]

I don't have anything to post.

There are a couple of people who would post here but they're lazy.

I was going to use this as a confession thread.
But everything I could think of, and/ or the very way in which I wrote it, would give me away.
So I thought of slighter and smaller transgressions and in the end decided I could handle people knowing who I was about those anyway.

So here I am in all my naked anonymous glory, with nothing to say.
I thank you.

Clearly, anyone who posts as anonymous is awesome.

Our dinner was free at Olive Garden last night because they scorched my steak. That made my day.

Someone's hogging the anon log-in.

It wasn't me. I only just logged on. Wow! Me logging in made all the little buttons on all the other anonymouses go green too. We are one! We are all! Anonymous

So, I'm supposed to confess something?

I just got fired by Big V, so I designed a computer virus, hacked into his e-mail account and sent poison e-mails to everyone where he works. He's going to have a lot of explaining to do in another hour or so. :cool:

It's funny because I just fired BigV and instead of the usual rigamarole I just defenestrated the fucker. Problem solved.

No. I did chastise him by holding him in low esteem for a minute though.

Who cares? I just had Big V's briny gearstick down to my tonsils.
He racked me like a pool ball.

anonymous, you always was a hooker.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

It's obvious it was that one over there. Look at the guilt-ridden face.

Tony and the Mods. They don't miss a beat.