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I think I may insist that my hospital start buying these. We are in a very small office, with no actual windows.

What really got me, though, was looking at the corporate site. The leopard print version is named the "Silent But Deadly".

I kind of vaguely recall hearing about a similar product that was self-contained within a pair of tidy-whities.

I must have a couple of these for my stepsons. Travelling in a car with them is not unlike being locked inside a donkey pen with your head buried beneath the straw on the floor. Skunks run out in the road and throw themselves beneath our tires to escape the fumes.