Children of Stan vs. Children of Doug
 

Stan's kids are bright and charming but they are a bit lazy and self absorbed. Doug's kids on the other hand are the sort you know you could call at 3 in the morning and ask them to come fetch you when your car broke down, even though they may not be terribly sophisticated.

It's a cross country car trip, you decide who you want in your ride.

What the hell am I doing taking someone else's kids on a cross country car trip??? Damned if they're getting in MY car.

A HA! So you admit you have kids of your own?

This is not a clone thread.

By the way, what good does it do you to take Doug's kids with you on the cross-country trip? If your car breaks down they'll be of no help. They should be driving along behind you.

Doug's kids are too dim to have figured that out. Stan's kids have seen it and are secretly laughing at you.

This is not a clone thread, I think it is one of those google or microsoft job interview questions. You're doing well so far HLJ

I think it would have been better titled Children of Goofus and Children of Gallant.