Reasons to welcome the apocalypse
 

All phones and other communication devices will be out of commission: landlines, cell phones, pagers, faxes, email, ipads, ipods, ipuds, ipids, and ipeds will not work.

If you want to talk to me you better start climbing over the dead bodies.

For what reasons are YOU going to welcome the apocalypse?

Mostly bills

I thought it came and went, and no one noticed... wasn't it called "Y2K" ?

Isn't that some kind of lubricant?

My additional layers of fat will suddenly become a tremendous benefit.

No one will tell me that smoking will kill me.

No more daylight savings time.

Come on, Infi. It may or Mayan not happen.

I would like the quiet afterwards and the pot, people prefer post-apocalyptic pot, it goes well with the many cheeses of the apocalypse.

But the first rule of the zombie apocalypse is cardio.

I imagine there'll be a lot of NRA member quite happy about the fact that they finally have a legitimate reason for their arsenals. :)

Prostitution becomes legal everywhere!

Car transmission repairs not needed.