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Just say NO to diarrhea.
Not fun.
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Sorry, man. Is it at least afflicting only potty-trained members of the household? Do you know what caused it?
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Diarrhea, (clap, clap)
Diarrhea, (clap, clap) Some think it's funny, But it's really dark and runny, Diarrhea (clap, clap)! |
HLJ's got diarrhea and the clap, too. Life is bad.
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Gonorrhea, (clap, clap)
Gonorrhea, (clap, clap) Some think it's funny, But it's not ale and honey, Gonorrhea (clap, clap) ! |
Diarrhea, (clap, clap)
Diarrhea, (clap, clap) Do it in the gutter and it runs all over your mother, Diarrhea (clap, clap)! |
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Diarrhea, (clap, clap)
Diarrhea, (clap, clap) when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, Diarrhea (clap, clap)! |
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http://rehydrate.org/solutions/homemade.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_therapy http://www.who.int/bulletin/archives/78%2810%291246.pdf http://archpedi.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/154/7/700 there are homemade recipes, actually the regular recipe, but you can easily repeat it at home. Quote:
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I'm against Diarrhea
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I'll be fine. I think it is a mild case of cholera. I'm sure I'll be up and at 'em in a day or two.
Or maybe I finally tipped the balance and have Celiac. Or Ebola Zaire. |
Or dysentery! Don't forget dysentery!
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Don't be sore - its only a cold.
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