Cellar Games
 

Olympic Games and Hunger Games.... pooey....

Event 1: Trollathlon

1. Flaming
2. Speed banning
3. Terrible poetry
4. Incomprehensible Philosophy
5. Spam Linking

Event 2: Marathon
Longest time between posts

Event 3: Target Shooting

Event 4: Aquatics
Shark/Dolphin identification

Event 5: Track
On a treadmill

Event 6: Fencing
How much will StaceyV need?

Event 7: Lolling Triathlon

1. Cats
2. Inanimate objects
3. Political figures

Event 8: Lolling Pentathlon

1. Animal of Choice
2. Dwellar
3. Sporting Moment
4. Current Events
5. Demotivational Poster

Event 9: Meme

1. Cellar
2. Interwebs
3. Free Interpretation

Event 10: Undressage

Event 11................


Suggest events, apply/try-out to compete....whatever. it was too fun an idea to lose in meta. (calm down V)

Threadkilling.

Event 1: Trollathlon
Flaming - Hi there, don't you find me just bedazzling?
Speed banning - Concurrent use of Ban & Lady Speed Stick
Terrible poetry - Rose was fickle, Martha was wrong, Donna was Noble, and Amy had Song
Incomprehensible Philosophy - I masturbate; therefore, I am.
Spam Linking - slicing or dicing

Event 2: Marathon
Longest time between posts - or gas stations

Event 3: Target Shooting - Kmart Shooting, Wal-Mart Shooting

Event 4: Aquatics
Shark/Dolphin identification - Tuna net trivia

Event 5: Track
On a treadmill - In the windmills of your mind

Event 6: Fencing
How much will StaceyV need? - Not as much as BigV?

Event 7: Lolling Triathlon
Cats - Nine lives
Inanimate objects - Still lives
Political figures - Almost lifelike
...

Clever, clever.

Wal-Mart shooting. har.