A MODEST PROPOSAL
 

I will take it upon myself to do Jaime Dimon's job AND
I will do it for * half * the salary he makes.

Let's start your interview then.

Do you like to fire people? Do you really like it?

Let's just eat him.

Well, second question. Actually, a second chance at the second question, since you've messed up on your first answer.

"Salary" is not the right answer, since wages and salaries are regular income, subject to a maximum marginal rate of about 35%. Your compensation, yours, not the government's, should stay with you. How would you like to be compensated then to keep as much of it as possible?

85% of all problems are directly traceable to top management. Do you really want to be on the other side of that statement?

If it means I can weild Supreme Power...... sure.

BigV - just comp me the way they're comping Dimon Dick there
and that 'll be fine.

Now you have a serious problem. You are being honest.

That's been half my problemmy whole life.
;)

Now you have a problem.
TW is taking you seriously.

:lol:

Well...I may have to re-think my position.
If you want me to lose *three* billion or more it might cost you
an additional yacht and crew.

It's only paper losses.

It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.

Living in an ethersphere makes problems easier.

I was disappointed this wasn't the original suggestion.

Dimons are not eatable.