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monster 06-08-2012 06:55 PM

I am the Queen of Classy.
 
Tight schedule today. Multitasking to the max. Sat in the Walmart parking lot in my beat up red minivan with magnetic chrome flames (also beat up).... painting my toenals so they could dry as I shopped....

(It was the second coat, I did the first one in the parking lot at my gym)

Class.

I has it.

Aliantha 06-08-2012 07:26 PM

I had a pedicure yesterday. I think mine was probably more fun than yours. :)

sexobon 06-08-2012 07:38 PM

When they make the movies about your lives, these years will portrayed by Lindsay Lohan as monster and Paris Hilton as Aliantha.

monster 06-08-2012 07:40 PM

I don't like anyone messing with my feet......I'm certainly not going to pay them to do it.....

monster 06-08-2012 07:40 PM

You don't think Brittney will be around to play me?

sexobon 06-08-2012 07:51 PM

Britney is committed to portraying Madonna exclusively; but, if Lady Gaga ever gets into acting ...

monster 06-08-2012 07:56 PM

she has way too much class to play me. palin -is she available?

infinite monkey 06-08-2012 08:09 PM

:lol:

You is one classy broad! As for the movie: Toni Collette. :)

monster 06-08-2012 08:28 PM

oh YES. you nailed it. Toni for sure. preferably in her slimmer shape unless we're being totally factual....

monster 06-08-2012 08:29 PM

and I prefer my swimmers dark-haired.....

TheMercenary 06-08-2012 08:38 PM

"I am the Queen of Classy." :lol2:

infinite monkey 06-08-2012 08:41 PM

Tit.

ZenGum 06-08-2012 08:50 PM

Hang on.

Which "class" you were being "y" depends very much on the colour you were painting your toenails.

Also the number of toes you have.

Walmart carpark does drag the class index down, but a gym, any gym, should drag it up.

We need more details to judge you convincingly. :p

sexobon 06-08-2012 10:19 PM

Good on you professor for not simply dismissing the class.

monster 06-09-2012 08:31 AM

Why, the finest purple of course. See the RFN thread for the old paint job -the color is a little more vibrant when freshly applied.

I have toes enough to hold six marbles whilst wearing flipflops.


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